Wednesday, October 21, 2020

T5W: Books that Took the Longest to Finish

 Sometimes books take forever because of the length, sometimes it is because you hit a reading slump and in many occasions, at least for me, it is because I am forcing myself to stick out a book that I am just not that into. I really, REALLY do not like writing negative reviews about books, I know that everyone has their own drastically different tastes and that authors put a lot of work into what they put out there but no book can ever cater to the tastes of every person that reads it. Because of this, some books, many of which are parts of series I actually enjoyed, are just a chore to get through for me. So here, I present to you some of said books. I tried to list books that I don't often or have ever talked about here.

1. A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire #2)


This book felt like it went on forever. I really enjoyed book three so I am happy that a forced myself to finish the second one in the series but it was so hard to get through since some of the perspectives annoyed the crap out of me to read, though that is mostly because I didn't enjoy reading from the pov of characters that I really didn't like. 

2. The Ghosts of Heaven


"Four linked stories boldly chronicle madness, obsession and creation though the ages."* Sounds like it would be a pretty awesome set of stories right?  Unfortunately they bored the living daylights out of me. I continued to read it because every story I came across, if I didn't like it, I figured I could power through and the next one would be better. Sadly, that didn't happen, but I spent MANY a nights trudging through it.

3. Life As We Knew It


Life as we knew it....I just....maybe I don't get it? From what I have seen this book (and the whole series?) is actually pretty popular but man, I felt like their search for normalcy dragged on into the mundane and after the initial few chapters it just got too tedious to enjoy. I read this book years and years ago but I remember it taking me well over a month to read because it took so much for me to finish it. 

4. The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians #2)


For an author I enjoy and a story line that brought me a lot of joy, book two in the Percy series was a fine example of "the boring second book". I mean, is it just me or the second book in a lot of series the worst one? I know its usually because the book is meant to be a filler book to add detail to the story and the world but man....killin' me. 

5. Way of Shadows


Okay, lets be a bit more positive when it comes to long books. This book took me over a month to read, and its not even that long. I tried reading about two years ago and couldn't get passed like the first thirty pages. This year I restarted it and actually finished it but it was like trying to walk through a tar pit, a tar pit that I enjoyed but tar nonetheless. I have no idea what it was about this book but no matter how much I enjoyed parts of this story it was just really rough to finish and for that reason alone I do not intend on ever finishing the series. 


If you have participated in T5W for this topic or have strong opinions about any of these book please leave them down below!

*Goodreads synopsis

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

T5W: Fairly Local

 I don't live in a big city like NY or Paris, and a lot of what I read is fantasy that takes place in make believe land so I tried to pull some choices that drew from different genres and places across the US. Enjoy. 

1. Geekerella


Taking place in Charleston, SC, Elle lives with her Stepmother and Stepsisters. Geekerella is definitely not the most unique or anything but it was such an adorable read and I loved all the nods to so many fandoms intertwined into the one the story revolves around.

2. My Calamity Jane


This book will draw you into 1876 America with gunslingers and the wild wild west, oh, and garou. This is a an old timey, old fashioned werewolf hunt with a real life hero-eene as the lead character. Such a fun read. 

3. Ready Player One

Taking place in a few places within 2044 America and the VR world the OASIS. This is another fun read full of fandoms and action, I definitely recommend this book to anyone who has nerdy adventurous side.

4. Dread Nation


Taking place in Baltimore around the time of the Civil War. But the war between the states is derailed when the dead start rising from the battlefields from which they died. I am usually not the biggest fan of Zombie stories but I have to admit that this was a one of the best Zombie stories I have ever read. 

5. Where the Crawdads Sing


Taking place on the North Carolina coast, this story follows the life of the "Marsh Girl". To be completely honest, I am not really in love with this book, other than the end, but I know that it is loved by so many others so I am going to throw it in here. While I won't straight up suggest the book I will encourage those that are interested in it to to give it a chance. 

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

T5W: TL:DR

 Don't lie, there is a movie or show adaption of a book that you have watched but not read. We all want to denial this blasphemes act buttttt I am as guilty as anybody to having had done this. In fact, for one of my all time favorite book trilogies, LOTR, I watched the movies countless times before I finally picked up the books. But for the sake of staying on topic, lets talk about all those adaptions I have seen but have yet to even pick up the book. 

1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows


Okay okay, hear me out. I watched these movies back when they were being released and, to be honest, I wasn't really a reader back in those days. and now that I have read every other book in the series I can bring myself to finish the series. I know I will cry my eyes out for so much of it and I have yet to mentally brace myself for it. 


2. It



I am honestly too freaked out by the movie to read the book, also, its sooooooo long.


3. Jurassic Park



This on is actually a book I want to read! I picked up a Michael Crichton book for the first time last year and ever since I have actually wanted to read this one as well but just haven't picked it up yet. 


4. Eragon



I have watched this movie more times than I care to admit and I have probably been told the same amount if not more times how much better the book is than the movie. The reason I have yet to pick this one up is because for some reason everytime I go to the book store and pick it up I just can't bring myself to buy it. Maybe once I burn through the last few physically unread books on my bookshelf I will pick this up and love the whole series. Side note, I am really digging both the book cover and the movie poster for this one.


5. The Princess Bride



This is one of my favorite cult classic movies, I still quote it to this day. In fact, when I was younger and got my tonsils taken out instead of a bear my mom bought my a stuffed giant rat from the movie. Maybe one day I will pick the book up but as of right now I actually have no interest in reading the book. Let me know if you thing it is really worth the read though. 


There are obviously a fair few more adaptions I have yet to read the book for but these are probably the ones that have the biggest followings. Comment below if there are any adaptions that you have seen but have yet to read the book for or if there are some the the book isn't even worth the time!

Tuesday, October 6, 2020

September 2020 Wrap-Up and October TBR

 It has been a really weird year, for everyone. I know I haven't really posted at all in the last few years but I have missed this platform and I want to slowly dip my toes back into the water. With that being said, I present to you my September wrap-up. 

Books Read





1. The Seven and a half Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle by Stuart Turton (4.5/5) 
2. Gideon The Ninth (The Locked Tomb #1) by Tamsyn Muir (5/5) 
3. Carnival Row: Tangle in the Dark by Stephanie K. Smith (3.5/5)
4. Ark (Forward Collection) by Veronica Roth (3.5/5)
5. Stiletto (The Checquy Files #2) by Daniel O'Malley (5/5) - Review


I have only been back into the swing of things for a week or so now which means I have little else to post but I hope that next month I will have so much more to share with you from my music faves to TV faves and more! 

Also, if you want me to write a review about any of the books I have read this month please let me know. :)


October TBR





Wednesday, September 30, 2020

The Checquy Files Review

 The Rook and Stiletto by Daniel O'Malley, books #1 and #2 of The Checquy Files 


Synopsis of The Rook

"The body you are wearing used to be mine." So begins the letter Myfanwy Thomas is holding when she awakes in a London park surrounded by bodies all wearing latex gloves. With no recollection of who she is, Myfanwy must follow the instructions her former self left behind to discover her identity and track down the agents who want to destroy her.

She soon learns that she is a Rook, a high-ranking member of a secret organization called the Chequy that battles the many supernatural forces at work in Britain. She also discovers that she possesses a rare, potentially deadly supernatural ability of her own.

In her quest to uncover which member of the Chequy betrayed her and why, Myfanwy encounters a person with four bodies, an aristocratic woman who can enter her dreams, a secret training facility where children are transformed into deadly fighters, and a conspiracy more vast than she ever could have imagined.

Filled with characters both fascinating and fantastical, The Rook is a richly inventive, suspenseful, and often wry thriller that marks an ambitious debut from a promising young writer

My Feelings

Let us begin with The Rook. I am a sucker for secret societies, it is a weakness of mind but I am just so much more likely to purchase a book I have never heard of if it has a secret society in it. And I LOVE the Checquy. The entire organization is weird and quirky, I mean the whole command structure is based around chess pieces, and there is just something about it that makes it seem so possible yet so ridiculous all at the same time. Also, its kinda funny that the exception to the chess thing is the fact that the top dogs are considered Lord and Lady since they obviously can't compete with the, seemingly immortal, queen herself. But I digress. The organization brings so much to the table by way of  never ending unique characters, modern day locals, and talks about just how long this organization (and others) have been around leading to a rich history and depth to the organization. Oh, and this story isn't being held by the bounds of a brooding romance between two lead characters, in fact there is no real romantic pulls within the main plot, just pure bad-ass conspiracy. All of this being said, what really made me fall in love with this book was the main antagonist, the wonderful Rook Myfanwy Thomas. 

You look like Cinderella," said Val in awe.
"Yeah, if she'd been into bondage and had Christian Dior for a godmother.”

So I tend not to be really into stories about people with powers because...well...don't hate me but, I am not a fan of superheros (other than the show The Boys on amazon, but lets be honest, we watch it because of how messed up it is more than anything else). Anyways, I was very interested in Myfanwys character because she is someone who has powers who doesn't just use them for the hell of it, or ever really. This is a girl who rose through the ranks of a secret society within the British government purely on merit (well, mostly). Not only that but she has the cheeky personality that made her both relate-able and made it so hard no to want to cheer her on as she dug through the deep depths of the society she has come to be apart of in an attempt to unravel a tightly bound dark conspiracy. Oh, and one of the best parts, throughout the entire story she is following letters that she wrote herself from before her memories got wiped. You heard me! in case everything else wasn't crazy enough this is also an amnesia story. Nothing like diving head first into the secret world of people with powers and politics and also trying to pretend to be a ranking executive in said society all while trying to pretend like you actually know where your office is located. All in all, Myfanwy, as well as the story itself, as layers to it (yes, like an onion donkey). 

“Dear You, The body you are wearing used to be mine.” 

The glowing opinions aside, there has to be something said in regards to the negatives of the book, don't worry, this is gonna be real short. The biggest one being that sometimes I would loose track of all the characters within the story. It's nothing compared to the thrown around narratives of vastly different characters like in the Song of Ice and Fire series, but still, I got lost a few times. Also, the pacing was a bit erratic sometimes but hardly enough to distract from the richness of the story. 

Oh, well, thanks an awful lot, Thomas, Myfanwy thought bitterly. It sounds like I'm the Defense Minister of Ghosts and Goblins, but as long as the job is "all fairly self-explanatory," I've no doubt it will be fine. The country might get overrun by brownies and talking trees, but what the hell--there's always Australia!

I want to say that I would recommend this book to everyone I pass on the street but I am not going to let myself be blinded by my bias. This book however, would definitely bee a great read for those who are fans of urban fantasy, including  powers, secret society's and general British humor. 



Stiletto


I am not going to add to much about this book for the sake of not spoiling anything for those who haven't read the first one yet so I am going to just link the synopsis of Stiletto here. But there may be some spoilers ahead.

“The interior of the animal was much as one would expect: close and dark and damp, with an odd smell. It was rather, Odette thought, like trying to enter a really popular nightclub on New Year’s Eve.”

Stiletto primarily takes place from the perspective of two seemingly different people. Badass, people stomping, no bs taking, fearless Pawn Felecity Clements and descendant of one of the original leaders of the Broederschap, and genius behind a scalpel Odette Leliefeld. 
I wanted so badly for this book to live up to the first book but I was mildly disappointed. Honestly though, my main thing with this book is that it wasn't a story about Rook Thomas anymore. O'Malley introduces the reader to two new female antagonists, both of which can still kick some ass in their own way, as the story turns from the Checquy and the Broederschap being the biggest of enemies to trying to form an alliance between the two organizations. In general, I truly did enjoy this book, the plot took you outside of London to places all over Britain an through you into so many different battles between the foes they are trying to join with and those that some of them don't even know about. You get to see two people with very different skill sets join together to do what it takes to keep the alliance going so that neither side kills it before it even gets off the ground. 

“Plus, anyone who wants to clone himself is usually an asshole. You don’t want any more of those running around than absolutely necessary.” 

The few things that made this book not quiet live up to what I wanted it to be was one small side story that I felt was unnecessary and the fact that this book was probably about 150 pages longer than it needed to be. That being said, I would still give this book a 4/4.5 out of 5 stars and recommend it to anyone who enjoyed The Rook. oh, and don't worry, Myfanwy is still in it quite a bit, just as more often a supporting character. 


P.S. Apparently now there is going to be a third book. I don't know how I feel about it but it sounds like its a side story and not a continuation of the original story. I guess we will just have to wait until next year to find out. 

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

T5W: Villains Need Love Too

As always Top 5 Wednesday was created by Lainey at gingerreadslainey and is hosted by Sam at thoughtsontomes. All past topics and the rest of this months topics can be found on the Goodreads group page.

I feel like it's been a hot second since I've posted anything...well...I suppose that's kind of true. (my November Wrap-Up is going to be where I talk about why I went MIA for like 2/3 weeks) Anyways, this weeks T5W is all about your favorite villains, and since we can all fill a list with just Harry Potter characters, I'm going to try my hardest to avoid them. Let's Go!

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The Aiden from the Illuminae Files 
Let's be real now, Aiden is basically the best non-"living" villain to ever bless us with his presence. Love. Love. Love.

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Dorothy from Dorothy Must Die 
Basically every pissed off drunk girl to ever wear a slutty Dorothy come to life in a fictional Dorothy villain. 

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Joffrey in A Game of Thrones
*SPOILERS* We all loves watching him die, let's be honest. He was like evil incarnate, a demon spawn living inside a vicious "prince". 

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Every Character in Vicious 
Every character in this book was just so real. I believe that this is what might actually happen if super power were a thing.

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Everything from Ghostly Echoes 
So many villains spring up in this third installment of the Jackaby series and I love how evil and crazy each and everyone one of them are, especially since it's such an intricate story line. 

Thursday, November 24, 2016

T5W: Books I Want To Re-Read

As always Top 5 Wednesday was created by Lainey at gingerreadslainey and is hosted by Sam at thoughtsontomes. All past topics and the rest of this months topics can be found on the Goodreads group page.

Okay, I know this is a day late, and I haven't posted in awhile, but I promise when this month is over I will make up for the lost time. Anyways, let's get into this weeks (belated) T5W!


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Illuminae (Illuminae Files #1) by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff 
I absolutely love this book! I really want to reread it, both because it's so good and because I'm pumping myself up to read book 2. 

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The Book Thief by Markus Zusak 
This is just such a beautiful book but it's been years since I read it and there's a lot I don't remember. 

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A Book of Spirits and Thieves (Spirits and Thieves #1) by Morgan Rhodes 
Another book I really enjoyed, plus I want a little reminder what happens before I read book 2. 

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Fairest by Gail Carson Levine 
I haven't read this book in over 6 years! That is so long, especially considering this was my favorite book in middle school. I officially think it's time for a reread. 

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The Two Towers (Lord of the Rings #2) by J.R.R. Tolkien 
This is one of my ALL TIME favorite books, (And don't even get me started on how much I love the movies) My inner fangirl and Tolkien lover has been craving some of his work lately, I guess it's time to break out the old paperbacks. 


Hey, so what are some books you'd like to reread? Let me know! 

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Book Tastes Tag

Per usual I wasn't actually tagged to do this but I saw some other people doing it and thought it would be fun.

Hardback or Paperback?

Paperbacks; their cheaper, easier to read, and weigh less when your'e trying to carry multiple books with you at once because you may or may not have a problem...

Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?

If we are going with books I have to say Harry Potter, but on the movie front LOTR all the way. I mean...Orlando Bloom as an elf...yes, please.

Stephen King or R.L. Stine?

I've only ever seen Stephen King movies and only ever read R.L. Stine books. I have no real opinion on either. 

Sci-Fi or Fantasy? 

Sci-Fi, because my inner science nerd like to come out of hiding sometimes and frolic through the pages. 

Reading indoors or outdoors?

Outdoors, when it doesn't feel like hell's back door, but considering I live in South Florida I usually want to die after about 5 minutes and go inside where the A/C can swaddle me in it's cold embrace....

Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey?

No.

Shopping online or local?

Local, because I always end up buying wayyyy to many books at one time online which, of course, makes my Pisa tower of books lean ever so more until it falls and crushed me under its ominous weight. I obviously need to work on my ability to tower my excessively large selection of unread books. 

The Great Gatsby or The Catcher in the Rye?

The Catcher in the Rye, though if I'm going to read a classic, I'm more of a Hamlet kind of girl. 

Fiction or Nonfiction?

Fiction. I'm too on-again-off-again with nonfiction. 

Bookmarks or Dog-earing?

Bookmarks, because it gives me a place to hide all the scrap paper and such from my desk because apparently throwing things away is just too difficult for me to wrap my head around. 

Dr. Seuss or Roald Dahl? 

I'm going to have to say Dr. Seuss because The Grinch is basically the best thing ever, and I've never read anything from Roald Dahl.

E-Book or Audiobook? 

E-book; I always end up either zoning out or falling asleep when I listen to audiobooks. Though, I will say that I really like it when people voice their own books, especially when its a memoir.


If any of y'all decide to do this book tag as well please put a link to it in the comments below, I would love to see your answers! Plus, it gives me more blogs to stalk *evil grin* Also, do any of you guys have a Pisa tower of books ready to crush you at any moment? Does Orlando Bloom make a great elf? I need to know I'm not the only one.
- Until next time

Sunday, November 6, 2016

The Mermaid's Sister Book Review

The Mermaid's Sister by Carrie Anne Noble

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Synopsis

There is no cure for being who you truly are…

In a cottage high atop Llanfair Mountain, sixteen-year-old Clara lives with her sister, Maren, and guardian, Auntie. By day, they gather herbs for Auntie’s healing potions; by night, Auntie spins tales of faraway lands and wicked fairies. Clara’s favorite story tells of three orphan infants—Clara, who was brought to Auntie by a stork; Maren, who arrived in a seashell; and their best friend, O’Neill, who was found beneath an apple tree.

One day, Clara discovers shimmering scales just beneath her sister’s skin: Maren is becoming a mermaid and must be taken to the sea or she will die. So Clara, O’Neill, and the mermaid-girl set out for the shore. But the trio encounters trouble around every bend. Ensnared by an evil troupe of traveling performers, Clara and O’Neill must find a way to save themselves and the ever-weakening Maren.

And always in the back of her mind, Clara wonders, if my sister is a mermaid, then what am I?
Opinion


This is a tale of two sisters raised together on the side of a beautiful mountain, and a traveler boy whom has been raised on the road, all of them with their own orphan stories, brought together to be a family. Their story truly begins when they set off on a journey full of magic, danger, captivity and adventure, as they have to fight to save each other, one sister fading fast. 
“Sometimes the plainest of things conceal the most unimaginable wonders,”
I originally picked this up because it was on Kindle Unlimited and I thought, why not? For the most part I found this to be an enjoyable book, the magic and the children's stories were intriguing, but nothing about this book was overly surprising or great; the book was nothing more than enjoyable. I really like the magical realism and the elements of magic in 19th c. Pennsylvania. Also, the whole traveling carnival part was gripping in the fact that it added some mystery and made you actually develop feelings for the characters, and I'm not just talking about Clara and O'Neil. 
“There's no cure for being who you truly are.”
The main frustration I had with this story is that it had so much promise. but it was just poorly delivered. I am in no way saying it was bad, I'm just saying that there could have been so much more to this. Also, the ending....ugh! It was very expected, yes, but how it happened was so abrupt and oddly timed. I just really wish that the world and characters were more developed, making the story more touching, instead of a hasty story, honestly, I would not have minded if this was longer, 236 pages just wasn't enough for this to become and amazing read. Plus, when the story was over I was still left with questions. How did baby Maren get to Llanfair Mountain? Why was she taken there in the first place? That, and there was a love triangle...Now, I'm going to forgive the author this time, but oh my goodness, I can't take love triangles! *growls in frustration* 

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*sigh* Overall it was a sweet story; an enjoyable, light read for beach days and, in my case, downtime at work. Clara's sisterly devotion really made you want to cheer her on, though I wasn't Maren's biggest fan. Regardless, I would read another book by this author, and it was a good debut novel. (3.5/5) --- (I totally acknowledge that these last few sentences sounded like the end of a terrible essay your forced to write in like freshman English class...I don't know what to tell you)

Any one else read this book yet? If so what did you think? Also, have you read any wonderful mermaid books recently? Let me know! 

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

November TBR

I know, I know, I keep saying that I won't make a TBR because I can't stick to it, but due to my hectic scheduling in the month of November, I think I may have a chance! So, here goes nothing...

TBR

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I know this is kind of short in number, but two of these books are kind of long and I'm trying to make something I can stick to! Also, I know this is a really short post, but I figured if I put this up than y'all can hold my accountable...hopefully...maybe... *fingers-crossed*
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October Wrap-Up

October was a weird month...

So I came one book short of my goal for October (the TBR struggles) but that's okay just means I have to read one more book next month...in the chaos of my birthday, Thanksgiving, and moving...again...yay... *feeling defeated already*...Nope, I got this!...right?

Books Read 

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  1. All the Beautiful People (A Dread Novel #1?) by Jonathan Yanez (4/5) - Review 
  2. Because I'm a Maid!, Vol. 1-7 (Because I'm a Maid! #1-7) by Sayuri Sakai (3ish/5) 
  3. Glitch by Hugh Howey (3.5/5) - A short story 
  4. Angels & Demons (Robert Langdon #1) by Dan Brown (4/5)
  5. A Cure for Madness by Jodi McIsaac (3.5/5) - Review 
  6. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter #5) by J.K. Rowling (5/5) 
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Other Shenanigans
  • It's beginning to feel like every month I start a new sit-com esc show, this month I watched the first season of Man Seeking Woman and I absolutely died watching this show, I think the main reason it isn't as popular as it could be is purely because it's so frickin' WEIRD, but I still loved it. Also I started watching Hannibal, OMG I may be in love, I haven't loved a deranged killer this much since I watched Dexter awhile back. I'm currently on season 2 and can't believe there's only 3 seasons...I may cry. Also, as a side note, we aren't going to talk about that fact that I haven't watched any of the newest season of Supernatural yet, now that's the true tragedy of it all, I'm behind on SPN and my fam won't let me forget it. 
  • I participated in early voting...we aren't going to talk about that...#IVoted #CanIMoveToCanadaNow? #IWantToCry 
  • Fun fact, I am absolutely terrible at Halloween costumes, to say, I always end up waiting until the last moment and throwing something together from my closet. So, what was I this year, you might ask? A Trainwreck...that's right, I told you I was bad at this. I wore leggings, and over sized T-shirt that said "TRAINWRECK" (from the movie Trainwreck) and through my hair in an overly messy bun. #StoryOfMyLife  But, in my defense, I was going trick-or-treating with a 3 yo and a 1 yo so it's not like I actually had to look good or anything. #Lazy Also, I basically freaked out whenever I saw a puppy dressed up, I mean, they are so cute! *squeals* 
  • PS. Sorry not sorry for all the hashtags
  • Wow...is it sad that that'sbasically all the highlights of my month?...OH! I got into running...or to say it better, my elliptical machine broke and now I'm forced to *gasps* go outside. Why do people enjoy running? I literally feel like death afterwards, I know part of it is because I have a bad shoulder, but seriously, running kind of sucks. Please, tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way *sigh* it's just so hard #Weak

Music
As I have said before, music is life.

First of all I have had OneRepublic's new album on repeat since it came out...no shame. They are basically perfection to me. So much love.


Especially this one.



Got to show love to some other artists.
(In case it wasn't obvious, I love myself some good vocals)






Got to get a little Disney in here.